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Issue 49. Life's a Beach
Fantasy Property, Opinions Wanted
Good Afternoon and Welcome,
To issue No.49: This week, quiet enough, I won’t keep you.
South Kerry by the numbers:
1,150,000: € will get you “South Kerrys finest elevated site”
1,450,000: € will still get you an estate, which looks, would you believe, great value by comparison
5,450,000: € will get you an entirely different type of estate.
I’ll do one not about houses next week, promise.
First, a word from this week’s sponsor
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Ads €20 p/week for the close season. €50 p/month to be seen at least 2000 times by South Kerry’s greatest movers & shakers.
Best Beach in South Kerry?
So, I like beaches almost as much as I like opinions. It’s been months since I asked for some of yours, so here we are. This time around I’d like you to add a category to your vote & suggest categories that I haven’t thought of. For example, I’m a huge fan of Loher beach, but there are better beaches for dog walks, like Reenroe, but is it Reenroe or Inny Strand? Or is the Inny Strand the other side of the estuary? Or is that Smugglers, or golf links beach? Do all of these pale in comparison to Derrynane? What about Ballinskelligs or Finians or Kells or White Strand?
You decide
A new game
Are you enjoying this? Anyone solved it? Herself is something of a puzzle aficionado, she advised me I couldn’t have chosen a more irritating puzzle if I tried? Is she right?
It’s The Signs of South Kerry 🎺🎺🎺
Something slightly different: what’s on the sign?

Whilst I’d decided & still believe this is no forum to be speaking of those who leave us, exceptions should be made for exceptions. Though I know less than nothing about the GAA & Mick O’Dwyer himself, I do know he was an exception. Ar Dheis Dé go raibh a Anam.
Congratulations to last week’s winners
Eileen Murray
David fitz
Both of these dedicated sign spotters return to the winners enclosure this week, though there is a bit of a stewards enquiry as neither correctly identified it was a the sign for ‘dome dining’ at The Smugglers, Waterville.
A warm wellness awaits you at ReWild
Whirling Dervish of the wellbeing scene Dani, along with a merry band of yogis have banded together to bring the ReWild Studio in Cahersiveen to life. As she says herself;
The ReWild Studio was built to bring wellbeing, community and spirituality under one roof to the people of South Kerry. We hope our studio can become a home to the many experienced holistic facilitators we have in our area and a refuge to the wider South Kerry community.
Who doesn’t need a bit of refuge now and again? The studio is located opposite the launderette on Main St Cahersiveen, It officially launches next week and everything you need to know is here.
Best of luck Dani, not that you’ll need it!
We will start a directory
It’s coming. If you want your business to be top of the list, click that button below
Auntie Agnes Answers

Well, she would if you asked… Just
The Oracle’s 25th Cartoon

One from Tim’s archive this week. He made this 6 years ago, I’m still waiting on the lotto numbers he promised. Thanks Tim!
Everything Else
The Inny Tavern have smashed their fundraising goal, but that doesn’t mean it’s over donate here
The Daniel O’Connell Church renovation in Cahersiveen needs your help to get going here
Seed swapping tomorrow @ Skellig Soaps, 11-1.
There’s another Canva workshop on Tuesday at Gteic Ballinskelligs, by all accounts an excellent use of your time, book here
Amano play Ballinskelligs this evening, 8pm more here
Dr Eoin O’Neill, has a fundraiser for heritage Iveragh @ Tech Amergin on Wednesday, more here
Looking for a car??? Anyone?

Fiat 500. 2010. 1.2L Petrol. 89000km. NCT. Good Condition. €4200 Ono.
Contact 087 2255676 or drop over a message
Thanks
Late, or is it just the standard now?
Tomorrow will likely be one of the biggest funerals South Kerry has seen, so if travelling through Waterville, give yourselves plenty of time and stay on the New Line Road; the old road will be a car park.
If you have any ideas, events, suggestions, feedback, stories, characters, or dramas that you think should be in this email, just hit reply.
Good luck, be well
Dave