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Issue 64. Titles are more difficult than you'd think
Snails, Sheafs, Stars, Surf
Good Morning and Welcome,
To issue No.64. As Bob Dylan tickets for Killarney have just gone on sale and there are still some of the ‘cheapest’ (€85 +booking fee) tickets available, lets get to it
South Kerry by the numbers
308,333.33: € will get you a bedroom in the most expensive house for sale in South Kerry but I don’t think it’s the most expensive bedroom
425,000: € will get you a bedroom in the second most expensive house for sale in South Kerry but I still don’t think it’s the most expensive bedroom
297,500: € will get you a bedroom in this house. Which, given the ad suggests you’ll have to knock the house, has to be the most expensive bedroom in South Kerry
First, a word from this week’s sponsor

This Sunday. Don’t miss it, Tina Turner’s going, maybe she’ll throw a sheaf.
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Do you dream of Sneem?

You do? You don’t? Either way, stop dreaming and get over there for the Sneem Festival all weekend. There are barrel loads of stuff going on, keep an eye on the schedule as a good few events are fully booked.
Explore Your Seashore

This afternoon, in Derrynane. This is just one of a host of workshops being held throughout the county over the summer, by our very own South Kerry Neptunes, Sea Synergy. Whilst you're there, keep your eyes peeled for these;

This is no ordinary snail. It’s a Purple Storm Sea Snail. You may remember it’s egg cases featured a few weeks back as a first time visitor to these shores. Would you believe these snails live in the middle of the Atlantic, eat deadly jellyfish (Portuguese Men of War)
& are the subject of fierce rows between the Welsh & Irish scientific communities? You don’t have to take my word for it, join a workshop & find out for yourselves.
Best Broadband in South Kerry?
Here is a picture of our results map & here’s a more interactive version.

It’s still a bit empty, so if you haven’t already, do fill this in. Sneem residents, to the brave three that submitted this week I salute you! Well done. To the rest of you just go here, click go, record the number below
It’s The Signs of South Kerry 🎺🎺🎺
It’s back, with a blisteringly difficult one. Where is it?

We will start a directory
We will. Just not this week. If you want your business to be top of the list, click that button below
Auntie Agnes Answers

To paraphrase Whitney Houston, we have nothing, nothing, nothiiiing, if we don’t have Agnes. Put here to work will you? What needs healing? Just
The Oracle’s 35th Cartoon
This week, Tim has a new subject. Who is it?

Thanks Tim!
Everything Else
Caherdaniel Country Market is on now, what are you waiting for?
Sunshine tomorrow, you should start it with some Yoga and a Sauna in Waterville, 9.00am, more here
Are you a landowner in the uplands of Iveragh? Are you interested in a native woodland scheme? I hope so, and these good people do too
What does the Kenmare River mean to you? Lucy would like to hear your stories, more here
The Guiney Sisters are in Mike Murts, Cahersiveen, tomorrow.
Tell stories through the medium of dance, next Saturday, in Rossbeigh
Best of luck to not only the South Kerry contingent but all the Kerry ladies taking on Meath tomorrow in the All Ireland.
Learn to hang 10 with the best of them in Derrynane this weekend, more here
Portmagee Indoor Market is back on Wednesdays 11-2 throughout the summer
Dervla O’Flaherty has an exhibition launch in Cill Rillaig this evening, 6pm.
Kerry County Council has commissioned consultants to develop a "Sustainable Outdoor Recreation Visitor and Community Mobility Management Plan" for Valentia Island. Opinions wanted
Thanks
OK, so I should have put afternoon, too late now.
Did you know the drummer from the Boom Town Rats has a house on Valentia? I think there’s a rock star hiding out around the lakes in Waterville too. Anyone else? Is there enough for one enterprising tour operator to do a tour? Just hit reply.
Thanks for reading & anything strange or wonderful, just hit reply.
Good luck, be well
Dave